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Draw Muhammed Day!

 

Now I want to be clear that this is not Muhammed, the prophet, peace be upon him, but Muhammed, a Zoroastrian, who just happens to be named Muhammed. He says praise Allah because he is confused from smoking opium. Am I getting the spirit of the day correct?

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In the Koran, Muhammed the Prophet, peace be upon him, dreamt one day that he took a trip to heaven while riding some animal called the Al-Buroq,  that looked like a donkey-horse, with wings. It took him to meet Jesus and Moses, and all the prophets of Allah in heaven. This is called the Night Journey. But this cartoon isn’t about that at all. It’s about.. some guy.. named Muhammed who.. uh.. rides this white horse-donkey thing that talks and.. oh screw it. Someone come up with a crackhead story to match this…

BREAKING: Terrorists Massacre 12 Employees of French Newspaper That Published ‘Offensive’ Muhammed Cartoon
  • unnone

    3 reasons why those pictures are stupid

    1.) prophet muhammed pbuh never had a white beard
    2.)the first picture is the stupidest and most self picture ever, Muhammed pbuh never bribes or things like that
    3.) STOP ASSUMING MUHAMMED IS BAD HE IS THE ONLY HUMAN BEING IN THIS WORLD THAT BROUGHT A MESSAGE LIKE THIS AND WAS CAUSED TO SUFFER IF IT WASNT FOR HIM YOU GUYS WOULDNT HAVE WAR UNTIL NOW

  • anon

    @above:

    “1.) prophet muhammed pbuh never had a white beard”

    Neither does the mohammed in the pictures…

    “2.)the first picture is the stupidest and most self picture ever, Muhammed pbuh never bribes or things like that”

    But he did apparently have thousands of people slaughtered in the name of his own self-righteous idea of justice. Also, he did marry a six-year-old girl, which in most modern CIVLIZED countries would be considered reprihensible and wrong.

    “3.) STOP ASSUMING MUHAMMED IS BAD HE IS THE ONLY HUMAN BEING IN THIS WORLD THAT BROUGHT A MESSAGE LIKE THIS AND WAS CAUSED TO SUFFER IF IT WASNT FOR HIM YOU GUYS WOULDNT HAVE WAR UNTIL NOW”

    What the hell is that last part even supposed to mean? Humanity has been warring for many thousands of years and mohammed did next-to-nothing to alleviate that, in fact, the followers of his ‘faith’ actually took part in several wars, making what you just typed utter nonsense.

  • DevotedMuslim

    Yes hi hello.
    Look. You have your own religion. We have our own. We have just as much faith as you do. Drawing pictures of my prophet (PBUH) and having a laugh about it isn’t what i expexted from such a forward race such as you 🙂
    It doesnt make it a difference on anyone.
    No ones sad.
    No ones gonna convert to your precious religion.
    So go.
    And fuck yourself. 😀

  • DevotedMuslim

    Oh the owners of this website will read this. Goody 😀

  • robsolo

    These were good. The responses even funnier.
    robsolo

  • Drew Bunn

    Everything here is amazing, really love the work!!!

  • Insanity

    I love your site, great pics!

  • Floyd Grimley

    Bookmarked your site, definitely worth coming back to.

  • sayem

    You are the biggest motherfucker i ever saw in my life! you are the bastard! son of perverted bitch!
    you asshole faggot!

  • fan

    Not a fan then Sayem?

    Did you say the same thing to the Egyptian newspapers who published the muhammed cartoons 3 months before the Danes?

    Sayem, why are muslims murdering hundreds of fellow muslims around the world everyday?

    Why do muslims blow up mosques? I thought they were sacred?

    Why are no muslims not allowed into mecca or medina? Are muslims racists, sayem?

    Why can muslims build mosques all over the world but christians can’t build churches in muslim lands? Why is islam so intolerant, sayem?

    Oh, I could go on and on but you get the idea.

  • fan

    oops! *non muslims

  • Penelope

    I will hunt you down and slit your thoreau-t!

  • henry

    nice work, great art, i love this thing, could you make me once again, better one.

  • Tim

    Hi there.
    Prophet muhammad was meant to bring peace to the humankind.
    The arabics are known as an uncivilized race, killing their own daughters for example.
    When he was appointed as a prophet, none of the bad canduct that is known to harm human being are allowed.bribery, slaughtering, being rude to elders, killing daughters (that was the custom then) ,just to name some.
    After the prophet died, slowly,the muslims the word of god were forgotten and they slowly turned back to be the uncivilized people .
    That is what you witnessed now.yes, those are the muslims killing and bombing here and there.but that was not permitted in islam, in fact they dont deserve to be called muslims.and dont forget that we have our brothers slaugthered in palestine and the world just shut their eyes.
    I hope you would study about something carefully before writing it out.
    Irespect you and ypur religion and that what was taught in our religion.islam is a misunderstood religion and their misguided followers proved it right. Good luck in finding your faith

  • Very well done. Everyone should get a chance to ride a donkey horse.

  • if ur house from glass

     

    Sanhedrin
    55b . A Jew may marry a three year old girl

    (specifically, three years
    “and a day” old)

    http://www.experiencefestival.com/rebeccah_-_marriage_to_isaac

    . American reformers were shocked to discover that
    the laws of most states set the age of consent at the age of ten or twelve, and
    in one state, Delaware, the age of consent was only seven.

     

    http://womhist.alexanderstreet.com/teacher/aoc.htm

     

  • Prophet muhammad was meant to bring peace to the humankind. — Um NO. Perfect example of an Anti-Christ.

  • Pope Sparkles (F)

    So the Greek pegasus appears in the Koran? I learned something new today!

  • Bftsplyx

    muhammad was trying to unite many diverse tribes. He knew he couldn’t do it politically, so he came up with a phony baloney religion, islam, with which he was able to unite the tribes under the guise of a “religion”. (I purposely didn’t capitalize muhammad or islam – they don’t deserve it.)

  • Stefan Hyatt

    Yeah, but so did the Christians. Quite cleverly overran every pagan/Roman festival and put a Jesus spin on it. Christmas (trees????), Easter (bunny, i.e. sex????). ‘cmon! EVERY religion’s basic tenet is: “If you don’t believe in what I believe, you’ll go to hell” – especially in the US where fundamental Christianity rules between the coasts. Look at the violence when “The Life of Brian” was released. That wasn’t muslims, it was christians and jews! The Sikhs attacked a theatre in the UK for performing a play critical of their religion.

    I agree that this was horrible, but hardly unique and I also agree with the sentiment of the original article that we in the western world are scared of repercussions in posting images of Mohammed – and that must be wrong.

  • Bftsplyx

    I don’t disagree with you, but I was commenting specifically on Islam. At least in Christianity, while there are bad actors, the basic tenet of the religion, as taught by Christ, is love and forgiveness. The basic tenet of Islam, as taught by Mohammed is, if they won’t convert, tax, enslave, or kill them.

  • Stefan Hyatt

    There are plenty of people who would disagree with that. Someone pointed out that 1/4 of the world population is Muslim. If what you say is true, we would be living in a really chaotic world.

    People can still go on vacation to islamic parts of the world without being murdered. We really need to make a distinction between the nihilistic jihadist nutters and the vast (overwhelming) majority who just want to get on with their lives – like us.

    They may have different values, but so what? I don’t have to live there and if they want to live here, in a western free-thinking democracy, then they need to accept that publications like Charlie Hebdo will offend them. Nothing prevents them from voicing their disapproval, but that’s about as far as it can go.

    One thing that discussions frequently turn to is that we expect muslims to accept OUR values. This is also not right – even by our standards. Live and let live, I say.

  • Bftsplyx

    I rest my case-

    Jesus in the New Testament:
    “If no one welcomes you or listens to your words, as you leave that house or town, shake its dust off your feet.” Matthew 10:14

    Mohammad in the Koran:
    “Slay the unbelievers wherever you find them(2:191)
    Make war on the infidels living in your neighborhood (9:123)
    When opportunity arises, kill the infidels wherever you catch them (9:5)
    Kill the Jews and the Christians if they do not convert to Islam or refuse to pay Jizya tax (9:29)
    Any religion other than Islam is not acceptable (3:85)
    The Jews and the Christians are perverts; fight them (9:30)
    Maim and crucify the infidels if they criticize Islam. (5:33)
    The infidels are unclean; do not let them into a mosque (9:28)
    Punish the unbelievers with garments of fire, hooked iron rods, boiling water; melt their skin and bellies
    (22:19)
    Do not hanker for peace with the infidels; behead them when you catch them (47:4)
    The unbelievers are stupid; urge the Muslims to fight them (8:65)
    Muslims must not take the infidels as friends (3:28)
    Terrorise and behead those who believe in scriptures other than the Qur’an (8:12)
    Muslims must muster all weapons to terrorize the infidels (8:60)”

  • Simon Marshall

    Courage, mes Braves! Liberté! Vive La France libre!
    All it takes for Evil to succeed is for men of good conscience to say and to nothing. Tolerance of evil is evil.

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