Terrorism

UPDATE: Mexican Drug Kingpin Declaring War on ISIS Is A HOAX

The evil bloodthirsty drug kingpin Chapo Guzman who recently escaped from Mexican prison has issued a threat to the leader of ISIS, saying that unless they stop interfering with his drug running affairs, that he’s going to go after them.

UPDATE BELOW!

From the UK Mirror:

One of the world’s most wanted drug lords has reportedly ‘declared war’ on the Islamic State in a threatening letter.

Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán apparently sent an encrypted email to the ISIS leader Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi after one of his cartel’s shipments was destroyed.

His letter, which has been leaked by cartelblog.com, claims his men will “destroy” the terror group if they continue to ‘impact on their operation’.

I can’t believe he wasted the opportunity to say, “this nation is too small for two evil beheaders like you and me!!

The Mexican drug baron, who runs the notorious Sinaloa cartel, allegedly told Al Baghdadi that his organisation are ‘not soldiers’ but ‘lowly p*****s’.

He apparently wrote: “Your god cannot save you from the true terror that my men will levy at you if you continue to impact my operation.

“My men will destroy you. The world is not yours to dictate. I pity the next son of a wh*** that tries to interfere with the business of the Sinaloa Cartel.

“I will have their heart and tongue torn from them.”

This brings up an interesting question – is ISIS already in Mexico? If not, then why is Chapo Guzman angry at them? He COULD be referring to the last video ISIS put out where they named Mexico as a target for terror operations – the only Latin American country they named.

If you’ll remember, earlier this year the hacker group Anonymous declared war on the drug cartels, and then also on ISIS. So we have Anonymous vs. ISIS vs. Mexican drug cartel. Oh and also Chapo Guzman declared war on Trump, so throw his toupee into the wresting ring as well.

Somewhere along the line we slipped into an alternate comic book movie reality filmed by Uwe Boll.

UPATE!!! Apparently this story was a joke at a website that got carried away and is making national headlines. But it’s not true. We wondered how Chapo was able to get al-Baghdadi’s email address…

Ralph Peters Just Called Obama A ‘Total P***y’ On Live TV…

  • gastorgrab

    And the sad part is that ISIS is only as sophisticated as the average street gang. Any modern military would wipe them out in under a week if they operated under the same ‘Rules of Engagement’ that ISIS operates under.

    In WWII the allies attacked anything and everything that contributed to the German war effort; food, water, supplies, etc. ISIS is not protecting any of those things. It’s understood that the western world is just ‘too civilized’ to attack the water supply of the Islamic State, so they won’t even bother to protect their water supply from airstrikes.

    We SHOULD attack their water supply, their food markets, and every means of monetary support that ISIS has. They shouldn’t have cell phone towers available to push their propaganda. They shouldn’t have a functioning electrical grid.

    The only reason that ISIS is menacing is because no one is doing anything about them.

  • Will

    Guess ChumpO isnt happy he hasn’t been in the news.
    More BS from south of the border!!