Insane: Liberals Are Saying Trump Used ‘Schlong’ As A RACIST Dog Whistle…
As if this campaign season couldn’t get any more insane, liberals are saying that Trump was using a racist dog whistle when he said Hillary was “schlonged” in 2008. I can’t believe I actually had to write that sentence.
*deep breath*
OK here goes:
you have got to be kidding me. https://t.co/zP06B7aTtc
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) December 23, 2015
Oliver Willis is widely understood to be the “dumbest man with a modem” and occasionally he squats out propaganda for Media Matters. This is what he’s freaking out about:
On further review, Trump is right on this. "I got schlonged" is a commonplace NY way of saying: "I lost big time," w/out genital reference.
— Jeff Greenfield (@greenfield64) December 23, 2015
Of course, Greenfield has to be wrong because racism, so here’s really what el Trumpo meant when he said she got “schlonged” in 2008:
presidential candidate implies black president sexually assaulted white woman, media decides well HE DIDN'T REALLY MEAN IT THAT WAY. sigh.
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) December 23, 2015
maybe because i read the trump "schlong" thing as him saying obama did something sexual to clinton … i dunno.
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) December 23, 2015
I… really?! I just thought it was a stupid thing Trump said, but apparently he was quoting Hitler.
Here’s how el Trumpo explained the insult on Twitter.
Well hot damn. He’s not the only one of course who believes this:
If Clinton was "schlonged" in '08 primary, the "schlonger" was Obama, and Trump's comment is both misogynist *and* a racist cuckold joke.
— Daniel Schultz (@pastordan) December 22, 2015
Schlonged: sexist way to describe a female candidate's loss & racist way to describe a Black male candidate's win. It's not funny-it's real.
— Jessie Zimmerer (@jessiezimmerer) December 23, 2015
In the context, saying Hillary got "schlonged" in 2008 may be both sexist and racist #trump
— Brett Arends (@BrettArends) December 22, 2015
No, #DonaldTrump, "schlonged" does not mean she got beat really bad. It means she got fucked. Proper fucked. You're a misogynist douchebag.
— HabitualLineStepper (@AdrianNichols) December 23, 2015
#DonaldTrump tell us more of ur misogynist fantasies about #Hillary, i.e. her getting "schlonged", her "disgusting" bathroom breaks, etc.
— Azteca (@AztecaAnona) December 22, 2015
#Maddow is kidding!
shellacking is not #schlonged
He's been a maniacal #misogynist for his entire life. #MommyIssues
— OBAMA WON, TWICE! (@SCalaisS) December 23, 2015
@realDonaldTrump Mate, you're a real dickhead for saying a woman was "schlonged". Only dickheads are sexists & misogynist.
— Cognitive Dissonance (@mr_benster) December 23, 2015
@owillis I did too. there were a lot of archetypes in that one word.
— KaroliKuns (@Karoli) December 23, 2015
Archetypes so deep only batshit crazy liberals understand them. Karoli, by the way, is a dim-witted blogger at a left-wing site.
But they all win participation awards in the “let’s be stupid dumbass liberals” contest today!! Congratulations!! Now go find the next thing to declare racist and misogynist, because that’s the only thing you’re any good at…
