SHAME: The Tragic Epidemic Of Americans ‘RAPING’ Their Presents And Bragging About It On Twitter
I didn’t realize that holiday rape culture was such a persistent and deep problem in America, but after a very simple search on Twitter, I see that it has reached epidemic levels.
I hate raping presents.
— Diane N. Sevenay (@Diane_7A) December 25, 2015
How do you think your presents feel about it?!?!
1 hour to christmas just finishing raping my presents 😁️👌🏿
— Jack (@jccfc27) December 24, 2015
Emojis don’t make the act any less heinous.
I love raping Christmas presents
— Paddy (@qaddy) December 24, 2015
I havent even started raping my christmas presents yet
— Henry Brubaker ASBO (@Inst_4_Studies) December 24, 2015
How long does it take?!?!?
Just finished raping my mum, sister and dads Christmas presents 👌🏻
— Nathan (@WAFCNathan) December 23, 2015
my hand hurts so hubby is raping the presents
— angelbeliever (@pammyangel69) December 22, 2015
I don’t even to attempt to figure out that last one.
Just got finished with raping presents🎄📦
— Jenny (@jennyyyyRr) December 20, 2015
I'm not good at raping presents.
— Jacob (@Zanqer) December 20, 2015
This next gift rapist is an environmentalist too:
hate birthday cards hate christmas cards. i now hate raping christmas presents. im only thinking green tho all that paper all them trees
— Gary (@GaryCG94) December 17, 2015
Raping presents is such a struggle!
— Katt's bot (@Kats_Bot) December 17, 2015
Well.. yeah.. if they didn’t struggle it would be consensual.
— Myles Grainger (@Myles_grainger) December 15, 2015
Disgusting. Just enjoy the pizza without the rape, will you?!?!
This wretched rapist took advantage of presents which are also cabins apparently.
This is just awful. Those presents’ lives are forever ruined just so that these terrible people can have a “jolly” Christmas. They should be ashamed. Maybe one day we’ll rid our nation of this terrible scourge.