TED CRUZ RESPONDS To Sarah Palin Attack…

Things are just getting crazy.

Late last night people started speculating that Sarah Palin might be endorsing el Trumpo today, and apparently a statement put out by the campaign put the Palins all out of funk. Bristol Palin posted this attack on Ted, which Sarah tweeted out.

The Tednado responds thusly:

He totally slammed her!!

Oh wait.

No he didn’t.

He took the high road, because he doesn’t actually kneejerk attack someone like Bristol accused him of.

Meanwhile, the media awaits breathlessly to see if the Sarahcuda will actually endorse the Trumpaconda.

Feel free to place your bets in the comments section below.*

*el sooper in no way endorses illegal gambling in website comment sections. But I got $5 on “yes.”

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  • Cruz is a good guy. This primary season has destroyed the shred of faith in humanity I had left.

  • larrymardis

    Except he doesn’t qualify to be President. Except for that, that one little thing about being natural born.

  • mackykam

    Who knew Bristol Palin had a mouth? If so, why didn’t she use it before, instead of getting pregnant without benefit of a spouse? Twice!

  • Bird

    Established Statutory law be damned! Birthers wishful thinking won’t dissuade a good man from his goal of becoming the next POTUS.
    Perhaps you should check if the current tyrant-in-chief meets lawful requirements of citizenship! His mother was Eighteen years old when he was born. That’s not enough time to meet the Five year requirement in the US after Fourteen years of age if he was born outside the US. Where was he born?

    “Birth Abroad to One Citizen and One Alien Parent in Wedlock
    A child born abroad to one U.S. citizen parent and one alien parent acquires U.S. citizenship at birth under Section 301(g) of the INA provided the U.S. citizen parent was physically present in the United States or one of its outlying possessions for the time period required by the law applicable at the time of the child’s birth. (For birth on or after November 14, 1986, a period of five years physical presence, two after the age of fourteen, is required. For birth between December 24, 1952 and November 13, 1986, a period of ten years, five after the age of fourteen, is required for physical presence in the United States or one of its outlying possessions to transmit U.S. citizenship to the child.) The U.S. citizen parent must be the genetic or the gestational parent and the legal parent of the child under local law at the time and place of the child’s birth to transmit U.S. citizenship.”

  • John F

    So Sarah Palin has proven what I suspected. She isn’t a conservative, she’s a reality show clown, as is her daughter.

  • AlecJ

    When did Cruz apply for citizenship? You know….if he isnt a natural born citizen, he would have had to apply for citizenship and the paperwork would be available. Until you birthers come up with some evidence, you will continue to look like nuts.

    When all the evidence shows the theory wrong, and you just keep stating it, either you are trying to take a cheap shot because you dont like Cruz, or your sanity is questionable. Which is it?

  • AlecJ

    Palin wants to be a celebrity not a difference maker. I figured she would endorse Trump at some point.

    Also, its been out in the open for a while, Palin has cut ties with many of the conservatives leaders in Congress and the media. She has shown to be petty and have a selfish agenda.
    Her integrity was sold to the highest bidder long ago.

    As for Bristol, i honestly believe she needs help. She is merely 25 and has had 2 kids with men she had no relationship with at the time of their birth, and has obviously had a bunch of plastic surgery. She should take care of herself and figure her life out, not bad mouth Presidential candidates that she has no relationship with….

    Trump has no class and if anyone is “nasty” its the guy that goes around calling women “pigs” and attacking anyone who doesnt kiss his butt.

    Maybe instead of badly quoting bible verses from TWO Corinthians, he should stop trying so hard to say what people want to hear.

    The guy is a phony. Total disclosure, i was always more of a Cruz guy than a Trump guy, but Trumps on the record support for partial birth abortion and recent lies add up to my unwillingness to even consider voting for him.

    He is a big government guy whose ego is so big he believes he can manage the whole of the federal bureaucracy. All that is wrong is the “stupid people” running the government, not the progressive policies. He thinks making “deals” with the Democrats is the way he will show his brilliance. If any other candidate said those things, people who run away screaming…..

    Trump bought off Breitbart.com, and supposedly other websites….now he has bought off Palin…if GOP voters are naive enough to fall for Trump, what can i do?

    We will continue down the spiral…..

  • Rufus Putnum

    I cannot believe the issue of citizenship is coming up in this regard. My goodness; but for the total amnesia of the last seven years. What lengths will everyone go to; to disqualify Ted. BTW In my humble opinion; Trump bought Sarah’s endorsement; fair and square. She also needs the attention.