Thin-Skinned Trump Pouts, Fearing Megyn Kelly, Will Skip GOP Debate Over Snarky Statement!

El Trumpo is stomping his foot angrily and taking his ball and going home. All because Fox News won’t accede to his ridiculous demand to get rid of Megyn Kelly as a moderator.

Here’s the press statement he was whining about:

“We learned from a secret back channel that the Ayatollah and Putin both intend to treat Donald Trump unfairly when they meet with him if he becomes president — a nefarious source tells us that Trump has his own secret plan to replace the Cabinet with his Twitter followers to see if he should even go to those meetings.”

They’re making fun of his going to ask his Twitter followers if he should go to the debate.

Here’s the press conference where he announces he’s still thinking about it:

And then put out a statement that he’s definitely not absolutely not no way doing the debate:


El Scoopo believes he’s still bluffing, and so do I. He needs Iowa way more than Fox News needs ratings. If there are more good polls for Cruz, expect a lot of Trumpsters to have to make excuses for why he caved and went anyway…

UPDATE!!! El Trumpo releases this statement that is missing an “of” and says that it takes guts to run away from a small blonde woman:

‘I Could Stand In The Middle Of 5th Avenue And SHOOT Somebody, And I Wouldn’t Lose ANY Voters, OK?’ – Guess Who
  • loupaints

    Bravo Donald. Shove it Fox. Media needs to be reminded that they are not the news-merely the reporters of news.

  • tops116

    So, you’ll be thrilled with FOX and everyone else simply reporting, “Trump is a big weenie for not going to the debate and facing Cruz face-to-face”?

    Trump is a spineless coward–a trait found in many far left liberals.

  • tops116

    Fortunately for Trump, only his witless supporters would fall for this “it takes guts to skip the debate” crap. Unfortunately for Trump, not all Iowans are in the cult of personality and there are a lot of undecideds left.

    Skipping the debate won’t hurt him with his core supporters, but it’ll give Cruz plenty of opportunity to make his case–all under the “Donald’s afraid to face me” approach.

  • Nov-cubed

    His cowardice will launch him to the O Office. ..
    What will you call him next, besides Mr. President, Soop?

  • Christine

    Fox joined the collectivist’s yrs ago o protect there WH Press briefing seat and Megyn Kelly…
    WGaF, just another yammering MSM talking head with blonde hair.
    She’s become Fox’s Marie Antoinette.

    Trump 2016

  • Gary

    The Donald is battling with Fox to make himself look independent. That works for me. The Media Machine on both the Right and the Left is all about Yellow Journalism, ratings and cold hard cash. Truth is an optional extra.

  • terrisarten

    Trump has received great coverage at Fox and has a lot of people there that like him. This is for show and a calculated move. I just hope it doesn’t work.

  • aliswell

    It’s ridiculous to claim Trump fears Kelly. This is about punishing a “news” outlet that chose to behave like puerile unprofessionals, and he’s doing so in an intelligent and classy manner. He’s raising money for our vets while ensuring Fox pays a hefty price for their lack of professionalism ~ poor ratings and a stinging loss in revenues.

  • Still Capnjoe

    Looka heah, FOX news and associates are a product of Prince Al-waleed bin Talal, of the Saudi variety.
    Who gives a flying simian what they think, or who they promote? Cuddling up with them is loosely akin to slipping between the sheets with Lorena Bobbitt (what a name!).
    Who let them guard the henhouse anyway? It weren’t me.