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SCOOP! That Time Donald Trump Complained His Fingers Are Too Fat And Stubby On Twitter…

I don’t know if you’ve noticed but some on social media are taking to mocking Donald Trump’s weirdly stubby grubby-sausage fingers. I’ll get to the reason why in a little bit.

But here’s my MEXCLUSIVE SCOOP!!!

Donald Trump complained that his fingers are too fat and stubby on his own Twitter account!!

trump short fingers tweet

This is not a joke. This is a real tweet in his account. Not a hoax.

I think this might cost him the election.

Now here’s why everyone is making fun of his short stubby fingers:

From Vanity Fair:

Like so many bullies, Trump has skin of gossamer. He thinks nothing of saying the most hurtful thing about someone else, but when he hears a whisper that runs counter to his own vainglorious self-image, he coils like a caged ferret. Just to drive him a little bit crazy, I took to referring to him as a “short-fingered vulgarian” in the pages of Spy magazine. That was more than a quarter of a century ago. To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump.

There is always a photo of him—generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers. I almost feel sorry for the poor fellow because, to me, the fingers still look abnormally stubby.

The most recent offering arrived earlier this year, before his decision to go after the Republican presidential nomination. Like the other packages, this one included a circled hand and the words, also written in gold Sharpie: “See, not so short!” I sent the picture back by return mail with a note attached, saying, “Actually, quite short.” Which I can only assume gave him fits.

I mean c’mon. Who holds onto a grudge over an insult made a quarter of a century ago!??!

Trump does.

https://twitter.com/Will_Antonin/status/693292256514723840

I’m talking about… 25 years of annoyance.

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  • You forgot my #PinkWigglyBabyCarrots hashtag!

  • Wooooo!!!!!

    This from sooper will definitely take everyone’s mind off of Cruz’ ‘you are in VIOLATION’ Iowa mailer.Particularly, Iowa secretary of state Paul Pate:
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    http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/30/politics/ted-cruz-mailer-iowa-caucuses-voter-violation/

  • Valley Girl

    Loving this site. It’s the New Onion , right?

  • Mother124

    Full disclosure: I suffer from “fat thumb (thanks, Dad!) disability” when texting.

    But what really makes me go “Ewww” about Trump is that posing of his fingers when he talks with his pinkie extended. Very effeminate looking.

  • Fred

    Your getting lamer by the Post

  • mikeh420

    “Fat-Fingering” is an old expression for mistyping something on a computer or phone. Doesn’t mean he lied about actually having fat fingers.

  • mikeh420

    ¡Sooper Cebolla!

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